"Greetings, my name is Aristotle A. Avinroo. Some of you may remember me from earlier this year when I challenged you pathetic gamers to beat my scores. A few of you managed to overcome my Daily Dare challenge, but now I am back, and you won't be so lucky this time!

"You now have no chance to beat me. I've trained long and hard, using my superior IQ to improve all of my gaming methods and strategies. To once again assert myself as the unquestionable master of the Games Room, I am issuing a new challenge! I'll speak slowly and try to explain my proposal as simply as possible, so hopefully you will all be able to understand it.

"This time, I will offer five challenges per day each day for one week. These challenges will consist of games of my choosing. If, by some miracle, you actually manage to complete any of them, you will be rewarded well. The more scores you beat, the better your trophy will be. Of course, there's no chance anyone will get the top trophy, because absolutely no one could possibly beat all of my challenges! Do you think you're ready? Of course you're not, but try to prepare yourself anyway! Let the Games Master Challenge begin! Hahaha!"