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FGN-Guild.com :: Neopets Plot | The Return of Dr. Sloth 2008
Token Testing Facility
Black Hole Farm
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*BZZT* In order to perform gravitics stress testing on the Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens, miniature black holes are required as part of the test protocol. Miniature black holes, also called singularities, are provided courtesy of Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms®, which has agreed to provide access to one of their Singrowlarity®-brand singularity-generation fields in exchange for a one-time funds transfer the details of which are not your concern. Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms®: Farm-Fresh Singularities Since Y1™. |
 It looks like you have to just reach in and hope you find a miniature black hole in there...
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Click on a random point on the black image above.
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Aaaarrrghhh!!Oh no! It looks like you've been sucked through a wormhole while trying to retrieve a singularity!
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*BZZT* ERROR: Your clumsiness has caused you to be crushed by the tidal forces generated by so many singularities in close proximity. Perhaps you should be more careful so as to avoid future gravitically-induced injuries. Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® disclaims all liability regarding the use or misuse of its Singrowlarity®-brand singularity-generation fields or its Singrowlarity®-brand singularities. Any injuries incurred on the part of those using Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® Singrowlarity®-brand singularity-generation fields or Singrowlarity®-brand singularities are not the fault or responsibility of Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® or its subsidiaries, employees, shareholders, customers, janitors, or foremen. All rights reserved, void where prohibited. Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Sloth Industries. |
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Click on "See where I end up..." and you get transported to a random map of Neopia... But eventually you get the message below!!
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*BZZT* Congratulations! You have successfully retrieved a singularity from the Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® Singrowlarity®-brand singularity-generation field. The singularity will be added to the globally available pool of singularities used in testing Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens. |
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When you go back to the same page you then see the following message:
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*BZZT* My database indicates that you have recently completed the activity of attempting to acquire a singularity from a Juppie Oaks Singularity Farms® Singrowlarity®-brand singularity-generation field. As we only have access to one such field, you must wait your turn to allow others a chance to retrieve singularities. My fairness circuits calculate that you must wait another 180 seconds before the percentage of Neopets who consider your taking another attempt to be fair will exceed 95%, and the percentage of Neopets who will see your attempt as unfair and engage in violence in order to prevent you from so doing will drop below 0.001%. While you are waiting, feel free to pursue other activities. |
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CONTACT : Please let us know when you got this puzzle solved, and ofcourse how you did it.
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