Token Testing Facility
 | *BZZT* Greetings, biological unit. I am Sloth Industries Maintenance Unit YRB-X1, but you may identify me as "Yurbot". DANGER: Such identification is mandatory and failure to comply may result in your unplanned evacuation through an airlock. As your optical receivers will indicate, this facility has been used to create 652,491,337 identical duplicates of the Space Faerie's Space Faerie Token. If you would like to participate in examining these duplicates in order to identify whatever powers they may have, please feel free to make use of any of the equipment and facilities present here.
You may wish to participate in the actual testing process itself, or to simply participate in creating the assets and resources necessary for the testing procedure. Please select one of the activities from the terminal below so that you may be considered a useful participant in the process. DANGER: Non-useful participants are routinely collected and compacted into standard-sized cubes for disposal.
WARNING: Misuse of the equipment, facilities, assets, or resources involved in the testing process may result in a number of distinct injuries. It is mandatory to exercise caution at all times. |
| | | | YRB-X1 "Yurbot"
*BZZT* As there are three parts to the testing procedure for the Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens, there are three parallel activities available for the purpose of creating the assets and resources necessary for the testing procedure. The three testing parts are an application of extreme heat in an attempt to melt the Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens; the submergence of Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens in acid in an attempt to dissolve it; and the exposure of Duplicate Space Faerie Tokens to extreme gravitic forces in an effort to dissociate their component atoms. Please select an activity. |  |
| | | | | YRB-X1 "Yurbot"
*BZZT* In addition to creating resources for the testing procedure, you may also participate in the testing procedure. In order to access a testing station, simply enter a positive integer between 1 and 652,491,337 into the terminal below, and our PXT-9 Inerrant Automated Teleporation System will automatically and without fail teleport you to the correct testing station. Once you arrive at the testing station, you will receive further instructions. |
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